👋 Hi there. I’m David Hill — also known in certain frustrated households as “The Blank Page Boss.”
Why? Because I’ve built an empire (okay, maybe a small kingdom… alright, a mildly amused fanbase) by creating completely useless books that make people laugh until they accidentally snort tea out of their nose.
I’m the mastermind behind groundbreaking literary masterpieces such as:
📘 How to Win an Argument with Your Wife
📕 The Man Manual: How to Load the Dishwasher Correctly
📙 100 Reasons Why I Love My Spouse (Still Thinking…)
📗 How to Keep Your Wife Happy (Step 1: Just Agree)
What do they all have in common? 100 blank pages — and the cold, hard truth that sometimes the funniest things you can say… are the ones you don’t say at all.
🎯 My Mission (Yes, I Have One)
To provide the world with:
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Thoughtfully unthought-out gift ideas
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Passive-aggressive humor wrapped in cardstock
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The kind of “advice” that gets you a laugh, a raised eyebrow, and maybe a side-eye from your spouse
Whether you’re shopping for Father’s Day, a gag gift for your favorite couple, or just want to give your partner something that says “I tried… kind of” — I’m your guy.
🛠 My Writing Process
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Think of a topic that causes arguments in relationships.
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Ask myself, “What would happen if this book offered absolutely no help?”
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Publish 100 blank pages.
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Add sarcasm.
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Repeat.
🧠 Fun Facts About Me:
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I’ve never correctly loaded a dishwasher. And I’m okay with that.
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My wife reads all my books. And by “reads,” I mean laughs at the cover and says, “Typical.”
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I believe in true love, hard laughter, and equal rights… especially the right to the TV remote on Fridays.
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I once tried writing a serious book. The pages ran away in fear.
📫 Stay Connected
Want more blank brilliance and bad advice?
Leave a review so I know which of my books ruined your anniversary (but saved your dinner party).
Because in a world full of self-help and how-to…
Sometimes it’s better to just gift someone 100 pages of “figure it out yourself.”
✍️ David Hill, the Blank Page Boss
🕶 Lover. Writer. Domestic Disappointment.